Very Funny: The Stress In Watching Football With A Woman

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    The Stress In Watching Football With A Woman

    Wife: which teams are playing?

    Husband: Arsenal vs Manchester United

    Wife: oooh wonderful! I love Arsenal..

    Husband: that’s a good team…

    Wife: is Drogba playing?

    Husband: he doesn’t play for any of these teams…

    Wife: okay sweeet…is that Chris Brown?

    Husband: [bored] no he is Chamberlain…

    Wife: okay but they look the same…what’s that yellow card for?

    Husband: its a warning to the player…

    After few minutes Rooney scores for Manchester United….

    Wife: [cerebrates in high mood] is that Chamberlain who has scored?

    Husband: [calmly] no its Rooney for Manchester United…!!

    Wife: [furious] how? it should be arsenal who should have scored!!

    Husband: [silent]

    Wife: what is that red card for?

    Husband: [bored] that means the player should go out of the pitch for misbehaving.

    Wife: then is he going to be a coach?

    Husband: [unwilling to answer] aaaaaaa no…

    Wife: its the same with traffic lights:
    yellow=warning; red=danger.

    Husband: exactly darling…

    Wife: what about the green card?

    Husband: mmmm nothing of that kind in a field of play….

    Wife: I want arsenal to win the world cup…

    Husband: [silent]

    Wife: who is that man standing who looks like Mr. Bean?

    Husband: [bored] it’s the Arsenal coach …. Arsene Wenger.

    Wife: that means the other opponent’s coach is Manchest Wenger?

    Husband: [changes the channel]

    lol good

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